Couldn't have done it without you.

This is one of the many dopey commercials from Xfinity, creators of the really dumb line "The Future of Awesome" In this spot a young man is calling his friends for help moving. Some friends! Each one of them has an excuse why he or she can't assist him. The commercial goes from this scenario of a man with rooms full of furniture to suggest the Xfinity is helping him move because they'll transfer his service. If that isn't a pathetic connection, I don't know what is.