Tell me this isn't dippy.

I had to go with someone to their advertising agency office because they had to do a quick chore. While waiting I picked up some fashion magazines and a copy of AdWeek or whatever it's called now. The upshot. You will never convince me that men's fashion ads are not hilariously affected and ridiculous. Most of them feature a handsome effete man in clothing you never see anywhere looking solemn, if not grim, which I suppose is supposed to be sexy. It's not sexy because attractive as these men are they appear to be sexless narcissists who are so vain and so carefully dressed and coiffured the thought of any kind of eroticism is out of the question.