The 2014 Hate Fest.

America's leading traitors met this week in National Harbor, Maryland, for the annual Conservative Political Action Conference. This year's attack on the United States was titled Reaching Out, and was designed to see if they can get minority communities to more fervently betray the United States and defeat their own interests. Being completely homophobic, despite the many gay members of their party, they did not address those minorities. Needless to say the most vitriolic of the traitors were the least patriotic: maw-mouthed Ted Cruz, closet-case Rick Santorum, the pathetically wimpy Bobby Jindal, and the wife of a queen, Michele Bachmann.  Naturally there was very little of substance discussed, mostly it was a racist hen party to attack the President of the United States. Each speaker took his or her turn to create the most outrageous lie.There is no question their message was reaching people: basically everyone in that room. Many attendees expressed their pleasure that Mitch McConnell was far enough away that they didn't have to see his face close up. Not surprisingly with each mention of Ronald Reagan, several members had to leave the room to go masturbate. Some of the most inept speakers included haven't-a-clue Paul Ryan, and balloon-headed Marco Rubio. For sheer acidic hatred and unreasoning fury, this certainly was one of the more mendacious and pathetic CPAC events. Although there was a lot of comic relief—at least for reporters—when it was suggested that anti-American ditzes like Ted Cruz, Rand Paul and even Chris Christie has a shot at the presidency.