The American Dream

 

I can’t believe

I’m slaving for

An electric eye

On the garage door,

For a billiard table

And a dozen cues

Which we had to have

But never use.

It’s hard to accept

I’m breaking my back

For a summer home

No more than a shack,

For three TVs,

And a new golf cart,

For a  microwave and a Cuisinart.

I’m paying six stores

And three bank loans

So my kids can talk

On their private phones.

So the neighbors can say

What a beautiful lawn.

While I worry my way

Toward another dawn.

It started out as a 

 wonderful scheme,

Working for the

  American dream.

But there’s a crack in the dream

And it’s getting wider

What’s so good about being

A good provider?

                                 

I have read that Madison Cawthorn, before his accident, deliberately made passes at girls in his car, knowing they would turn him down. Thus when they complained about his behavior he would be seen as being straight without having to prove it. I guess he assumed correctly that most Republicans were homophobic. Hmmm maybe that unlikely invitation to an orgy was just some colleagues testing him. 

RON THINKS HE'S ENTITLED TO RULE EVERYONE.

 WOULD-BE AMERICAN DICTAT0R 

He's responsible for increasing Florida taxes by attacking The Disney Corp; the deaths of thousands of adults and children because of his anti-mask propaganda; creating the worst book-banning campaign since the Nazis; and threatens to turn gay rights back decades because of his rabid homophobia. Like Hitler, he's a very common man driven to gain power at any cost. Vote for him at your own peril.

ANOTHER LOUSY ELMER'S PRODUCT.

Against my better judgment, I bought Elmer's Wood Filler since it was cheaper than Plastic Wood. But when I got it home it was already hard as a rock and unusable. I called the company's complaint number and the moronic clerk said they would replace it, but he wanted a full description of the faulty product, plus my name, e-mail and full address plus a photo of the product. I wasn't going to jump through hoops for a $3.99 product. Why did I purchase it against my better judgement? Because I never felt that Elmer's Glue stuck anything to anything. So I should have anticipated another disapointing Elmer's product.

WHAT'S WRONG WITH YOUNG SHELDON?

Young Sheldon like The Big Bang Theory is a very well-written clever sitcom. But, like the Big Bang Theory it is almost unwatchable because of its excess of commercials. Each break is so filled with crappy commercials, you wonder if it's worth wading through them to a continuation of the show. I generally give out at commercial eight. TV in general has far too many commercials as it is, stilll shows like Young Sheldon for some reason seem to push it to the limit, I have no idea why. All I know is I would rather switch to minutes of any movie on Turner Classics than sit through even two seconds of Liberty Mutual's Lemu Emu or some pharmaceutical garbage.

 I can't imagine why Trump doesn't want anyone to see this photo. It so perfectly conveys his swell-headed bloatedness, his bleached blond blandness and his joyless jowelessness.

"WOMEN ARE SO STUPID."

At least that's what Republicans think, which is why they make so many decisions about the "weaker" sex, like forbidding abortions, editing birth control options, even deciding how you must spend nine months of your life if you've been raped,  or even if they will allow you to live through a difficult birth. And it doesn't matter if you're Republican or Democrat, if you're a woman, you're a second-class citizen to Republicans. Listen to them, watch them closely, and you'll see just how insignificant you are to all these misogynist senators, governors, congressmen, judges, etc. Vote for Republicans and prepare to lose even more of your rights and be even more mistreated for being a woman.

This is particularly relevant when that famous liar Tuckermarjoriemattallgops are spreading incredible lies about Democrats being pedophiles. A major example of psychological projecting. 
 

HOW STUPID ARE REPUBLICANS?

Try this. Republicans dislike Blacks and are very hateful of persons on welfare. Yet they are working their bigoted asses off to ban abortion in as many states as possible, and succeeding. But since a great many abortions are required by African Americans who can't

afford the expenses of an unplanned child, or other low income groups including whites and Latinos (also hated by Republicans) a ban on abortions means far greater numbers of parents and babies dependent on the welfare system. Ergo: the hypocritical Republicans are so stupid they are busy creating laws that will result in two of the things they hate most. Duh.  

 I was trying to find a list of symptoms for multiple sclerosis on the internet. It's not possible.There are dozens of sites that promise symptoms, but none that deliver. Why? This is increasingly typical of the internet. You look something up, and you get a run-around, but never the answers you want. Why? I assume the answer is what the answer always is. That somebody does not want  to give you information for free when they have a way they can charge you for it.