Be sure to replace that mike, Bill.

As you probably know the Republicans are wildly offended (read: jealous) over Obama's appearance on Between Two Ferns. They'll be whining about this for at least a week. Bill hand-me-a-loofah-and-shove-a-dildo-up-my-butt O'Reilly says that President Lincoln would never have gone on Between Two Ferns. As usual, Bill talk-dirty-to-me-O'Reilly couldn't be more wrong. Anyone familiar with the writings of Abe Lincoln knows that he was an incredible wit and would surely have enjoyed trading quips with Zach Galifianakis. Poor Bill give-her-two-million-to-shut-her-up O'Reilly has once again put his foot in his mouth. Mmmm. Maybe that's another kinky act he enjoys.