Rafael, Randall, and Piyush.

When Obama was running for president, and even after he was elected, Republicans thought they could diminish him by referring to him as Barry, his nickname,  or his middle name Hussein. I think we should use that same kind of system on Republicans who think they can be president, and will always refer to Ted Cruz by his first name Rafael,  Rand Paul by his first name Randall (which sounds so effete) and Bobby Jindal by his real name, Piyush.