One man's family.

What a madhouse it must be at the Cheney household. Crazy Lynne is still pushing her Monica Lewinsky theory, but now she's added the absurdity that she meant it as a compliment. Nutty Dick has been let out in public to call Obama weak because he is not the kind of bully and overreacting asshole that Dick would be. Moderately sane Mary continues to be delusional and confident that her warmonger father has a heart of gold when he, in fact, has a heart that would have gone to someone much younger if Cheney hand't had enough gold necessary to misdirect it. And always-angry Liz, the depraved spawn of Dick and Lynne and far butcher than her sister still thinks she has a future in politics  despite being as appealing to the Wyoming voters as a coyote in a nursery.