Poor Richard's Mad Attack

Lots of people would love to meet with President and Michelle Obama. But just because you can't doesn't mean they "rejected" you. That is, however, what Richard Simmons is claiming. While Simmons says he admires Michelle Obama's work to fight childhood obesity, he feels they "rejected me totally" when they were not interested in accepting his help. Apparently the idea that they may not have had the time to soothe his delicate ego never occurred to him. As he said, "I'm just not their set of sheets",  which is a peculiar way of phrasing his sense of rejection. I find it annoying enough that this one-time fitness guru is whining because he wasn't invited to bring his flamboyant style to the White House, but even more annoying that HuffPost aired his petulant complaining as if it were valid.