Merry Chrismas?

Ah, it's December once again and another chance for me to enjoy two of my favorite pastimes. One, chiding the lazy and often incompetent news media. And two, fighting for the rights of the oft forgotten letter T in so many daily words.

There is no Sanna Claus.

In this festive season
You'd be wise to pause
And tell your news staff people
That there is no Sanna Claus.

Reporters will be shattered,
Anchors will be dazed,
And almost everyone in news
Will surely be amazed.

If you tell them bluntly,
They're sure to drop their jaws.
So why not whisper in their ears,
"There is no Sanna Claus"?

There is no Sanna Claus, you know.
There simply is no Sanna.
No Sanna Cruz nor Sanna Fe
Nor winds called Sanna Ana.

There is no Sanna Barbara.
What's more, there never was.
There is no Sanna Rosa,
And there is no Sanna Claus.

We put Christ in Christmas
So, I'm asking you why can't a
Group of news announcers
Put the "t" back in Santa?