Dumb and oh so much dumber.

Jay Carney wrote that it would be awesome if Ted Cruz of Rand Paul ran for president in 2016. I agree. Think of how hilarious it would to watch either of these goofballs campaigning. Rand with his dynel curly locks, which people swear are real. Cruz with his near-mouth and constant anger. Each of them so cocky and confident only to get an embarrassing number of votes from the last remaining members of the American Geyser Society. Carney knows, as we all do, that there isn't a viable Republican who could run. Of course their pathetic party is busily trying to suppress the vote in as many states as possible, but I wonder how they will prevent Republican women from voting now that they can see so clearly how the party wishes to control their sexual activities, their birth control methods, and their opportunities to have regular health tests. Ted Cruz or Rand Paul? Sure, why not?