That's my burberry, not yours, sister.

Surely I cannot be the only person who finds these pretentious cologne ads, commercials, and posters hilarious. Come on, are there women so stupid that they can be convinced to buy a perfume because of a sapphic ad with British models Cara Delevingne and Kate Moss? What the hell are these intense stares and the parted lips supposed to convey? Anger? It's cold in here? I'm prettier than you? Why does sensuality in fashion ads always have to have to be so deadly serious. Don't these people enjoy sex? I don't know which of these glowering models is which but the one on the left has the same expression my cat has when I catch him spraying on the sofa.