Republican hero.

Sometimes the racist Republicans are riotously funny in their attempts to vilify our president. Funny because it's like watching Wile E. Coyote try to outwit The Roadrunner. Except instead of placing orders with Acme Corporation they send out propaganda memos, which prove just as disastrous to them as Wile's dynamite and falling safes. One of their latest had this theme (can't provide it verbatim because they're secret):"Praise Putin to diminish Obama". Once received such Republicans as Rudolph Giuliani, Pat Buchanan, Bryan Fischer, Sarah Palin, and of course everyone on Fox News had nothing but kudos for the Russian dictator. What a leader, what a decider, what a hunk of man! My god, he was everything that Obama was not. They were practically having diurnal emissions just thinking about Vladimir, the Divine. But, alas, once again the dynamite blew up in their face when the near-perfect, big-breasted, macho Putin couldn't keep Russia from sliding into a depression or stop the ruble from tumbling, tumbling, tumbling. In the meantime, Obama, the Roadrunner, has opened up negotiations with Cuba to the delight of almost everyone except balloon-headed Rubio and all the elderly remaining unforgiving Florida Cubans. So there's very little for the Republican party to now but pretend they were never really in love with Putin and wait for the next shipment from the Acme Corporation