Martian Pol Makes Massive Misstep.

I haven't written about Florida's Martian governor lately. Maybe because he's become so insignificant and will soon be replaced by Charlie Crist. But Rick Scott's latest misstep was so funny, I have to mention it. It seems he went to a senior center in Boca Raton, confident that he could amass horror stories about Obamacare. Yet all but one resident expressed their satisfaction with the new health care law. So poor bullet- and empty-head Rick had to leave with his already hidden reptilian Martian tail even more between his legs. It won't be long now before he heads up to Cape Canaveral asking if he can hitch a ride home if there is another mission to Mars.