Red State Soon to Lose Red Planet Gov.

Voters in Florida absolutely should elect Charlie Crist as their next governor. Not only because he's so obviously the better candidate, cares more about the residents of the Sunshine State and is not tainted by insane politics and criminal activities, but for a much more logical reason. It is obvious that the State of Florida cannot be run effectively by a Martian. The cold-blooded Rick Scott has shown that he has not real understanding of humans, and has constantly erred in his attempt to make them behave in ways that are alien to them. He doesn't understand sympathy, empathy, goodwill, or any other human emotions. He proved that when he resigned as Chief Executive of Columbia/HCA amid a controversy over the company's Medicare billing. The company admitted to fourteen felonies and agreed to pay the federal government over $600 million.  Was Rick responsible at all? Of course not! Still it is not good policy to have an alien running an Earthly state. We'll all be able to breathe a sigh of relief once Charlie takes office and Rick has rocketed his way home.