"If at first you don't succeed...."

All merchandisers pay attention! Sarah Palin, in yet another vain attempt to remain relevant,  has announced she is about to launch her own membership-supported channel. She encourages her fans (all those mentally disturbed bigots across America) to check out this new online community so they can help her build it. How is this of any value to you? Because it doesn't matter what you're selling: a fraudulent weight loss pill, worthless stock, a chance to communicate with the dead, an elixir that guarantees eternal youth, if you can get her mailing list you'll be rich. Because anyone who subscribes to the Sarah Palin channel will buy absolutely anything.  But make sure you act fast, because any venture of Sarah Palin's is short-lived, either because she quit right away or, more often, because it was a complete and total failure. Now you may think my choosing this photo was unkind. But I assure you, Ms. Palin looks a lot more like that these days than she did when she was destroying any chance McCain had for the presidency.