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The U.S. Geological Survey has recorded seven—count them seven—small earthquakes in central Oklahoma in the span of 14 hours. Gee, there's been an increase of earthquakes in Oklahoma, Texas, and Kansas lately. Isn't that where they're doing so much fracking? Golly, I hope these temblors don't interfere with their important work. I mean you can imagine how disruptive and vexing these annoying quakes can be when you're busy drilling for oil and gas by hydraulic fracturing. Hmmm. I wonder if there's a connection. Nah.