Grrrrrr.

Poor Darrell Issa. He can't get a conspiracy theory on track no matter how had he tries. It's almost not worth being a totally partisan unqualified dick. He furrows his brow, he curls his lip, he contorts his face into the most disapproving of grimaces, he scolds, he whines, and it's aways the same—no go! How could a man who got away with stealing cars, committing arson, and betraying business partners be so impotent in Congress?