That sinking feeling you chose the wrong movie.

One of the "news" articles in the HuffPost today reported that "Bill Hader got fired for spoiling the end of Titanic."  I don't really see how that's possible since the film was spoiled by its very script. Okay so, as an usher, he revealed to these young women patrons that the boat sank, Leonardo became an ice cube, and the old lady selfishly tossed her priceless ice into the sea rather than donating it to charity. But the film was so riddled with ridiculous scenes those revelations are merely, well, the tip of the iceberg.

P.S. Why doesn't Huffington Post know that titles are italicized as I have done with Titanic, which they, for some reason, put in quotes, as they do with all movie titles?