Keep smiling, Willard.

You will note from this outfit that 68-year-old Mitt Romney thinks he's still a young man. He also thinks he has a shot at the presidency. He also thinks that he's achieved all his inherited wealth on his own. He also thinks it's fun to fire people. And, of course, he thinks corporations are people. He also thinks it's  good idea to wear holy underwear because it reminds him of the covenant he made with god, which he might forget about without those sacred skivvies. And, of course, he thinks all the other cockamamie tenets of the screwball Mormon church are factual. But probably the dumbest thing he thinks and has ever thought is that he is smarter than Barack Obama. Rich racists are so amusing.