Friday, January 30, 2015

The latest from the I'd SOONER be straight state

The State of Oklahoma, always on the forefront of progress, has introduced the Freedom to Obtain Conversion Therapy Act. This bill ensures that adults and children can undergo conversion therapy to cure their wicked choice of homosexuality without interference by the state. This act was introduced by Rep. Sally Kern (shown here before her own conversion) who has long believed that homosexuality is more dangerous than terrorism though she'll be damned if she can tell you why. While many believe that conversion is impossible the brilliant lawmakers of Oklahoma believe otherwise, and intend to follow up this pioneering legislation with laws that allow citizens to change the color of their skin and eyes without interference.


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