Joni's ballad.

I came riding into DC

With bread bags on my feet.

The GOP said, "Welcome

Come in a take a seat.

I said, "I rode from Iowa,

I hope I'm not too late.

And are there any hogs around

You need me to castrate."

They said "Thank you,little lady"

(I'm only four foot two)

"But there is a little favor

We need for your do.

We want you to rebut 

The President's address.

With those muddy bread bags

You're certain to impress."

So I gave my speech right after his

And they told me it was great.
"Only problem, Bread Bags,

Your facts were six years late."