Tuesday, January 27, 2015

"I'm planning to run for Prezzzzzzz."

Even if Wisconsin Governor Scott Walker were smart, which he's not. Even if he had character, which he doesn't. Even if he could feel any kind of empathy with working people, which he can't; we still could never consider him for president. It has nothing to do with his stupidity, his narrow-mindedness, or his complete lack of humanity. It's more serious than that. American cannot have a president who always looks like he's about to fall asleep. How would it look at a world conference when all the other leaders are sharp and alert, and our president looks like a bloodhound after a hard day of chasing criminals? Imagine every magazine cover throughout the world with their cover photos of Somnolent Scott or America's Sleepy Walker. No, better the governor stay back home in Wisconsin where for some reason the Badgers reelected this droopy-lidded doofus.

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