Shake hands with the devil.

One of the main reasons America is in such a mess these days is this gross blob, Antonin Scalia. Bad enough we know that he's a biased right wing bigot who helped shove Bush Light into office and thus killed thousands of Americans and countless others. But now we find out he's such an ignorant, superstitious, bible-thumping clod that he actually believes that Satan exists and, get this, walks among us. The Supreme Court used to stand for something. No any more. Not with the likes of Scalia the Hutt and Long Dong Silver, Clarence Thomas, who isn't qualified for small claims court in Alabama much less the Supreme Court of the United States. Maybe Scalia wants to believe Satan exists because he knows he would be among Satan's most admired disciples.