TRUMP'S FAVORITE BOZO.

Trump as we all know thinks of himself as a king. This despite the fact that he has no loyal courtiers, no actual wisdom, no crown, no sceptre, and not a single orb. Almost nothing he has ever said will go down in posterity other than as a malapropism or a humorously stupid comment. However, Trump does have one thing that most kings of the past have had: a court jester. His source of endless amusement is Rudy Giuliani. And while Rudy can't sing or dance or create a single bon mot, he does create endless amusement with each fabulous faux pas, hilariously transparent lie, foot-in-mouth comment, and caught with his pants down moment. Just this week he had America rolling in the aisles as he tried to rush two co-conspirators clowns out of the country only to have them apprehended at the airport pathetically clutching their very expensive one-way international tickets. Now that's what I call first-class comedy.