I always suspected that batshit crazy bachelor Matt Gaetz was a naive nitwit and this week he proved it. In his passion to stand solidly behind liar-grifter-charlatan Donald Trump and remain loyal to his constant boyfriend Jim shirtsleeves Jordan, he launched into some cockamamie speech about Nancy Pelosi's impeachment enquiry being a kangaroo court and then referred to Adam Schiff as a malicious Captain Kangaroo, a comment that made absolutely no sense and made fat-faced Gaetz look even stupider than usual. I doubt he knows what a kangaroo court is and I'm sure he doesn't have a clue who Captain Kangaroo was.