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Thursday, December 31, 2020

A CLASSY MUSEUM


I found this letter today that I sent to the Philadelphia Enquirer in the winter of 1994 while I was in Philadelphia, a city I'm still not sure I like. It seemed crowded and tacky, and I couldn't get anywhere near Independence Hall. Anyway, this incident happened on the way back to my hotel. Please keep in mind, I didn't look like a homeless person or a terrorist and I was willing to spend $17.50, which makes this true story so bizarre. This is the letter. I'd tell you the exact date, but I found it by accident on my computer and when I went for more detail, I couldn't find it.

A museum visit denied

On a cold, blustery day recently, I found myself heading back to my hotel when I passed the imposing Franklin Institute. Assuming I had enough for admission, I went in. I was wrong. Admission was $18.50.

At 72, I was surprised to learn that unlike most other museums, it offers no senior rate. That was a pity, because all I had was $17.50, and I did not have a credit card with me

After explaining my plight, I was amazed that they would not allow me in for being a dollar shy. When I complained to the guest services manager, he stood by the policy. I would have thought that for the reputation of the Franklin Institute, he might have taken a dollar from his own pocket. But no such act of generosity occurred.            |Allan Provost, Miami, Fla.


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I am a retired copywriter. For 40 years I wrote for major agencies and developed some campaigns you would know. Like most writers, I love to give my opinion, and since I am so familiar with advertising this is the area I chose to comment on. Actually I'm not that cranky. I am as fond of as many things as I detest. But since most people only hear what one doesn't like, I might as well go with cranky.For my other blog idleideasfactory I am putting out there things I have written and ideas for books, screenplays, stage plays, and even products that I will not have time in life to follow through on. If anyone can profit from them, be my guest.
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