WARNING: Signing up with Comcast will take five years off of your life. Yes, you will get lots of tv stations and probably be able to see all your favorite shows. However, your life span will begin to decrease immediately with the rage you feel at the technician not being on time. Once you have Comcast, you will be forced to purchase various totally unnecessary boxes at a monthly fee which will make the already too-costly service cost even more. This will raise your blood pressure every time you think about it. Then if something goes wrong, you will experience further frustration and rage trying to call Comcast. Before they address your problem, they will try to see you their latest pay-to-view program. Then each person you speak too (when you get to speak to a person) will ask you to repeat your name, address, phone number, and last four digits of your social security number. Eventually you will be connected with a woman in China who will be incredibly solicitous and apologetic. You will find it hard to understand her and realize you now have heartburn and a headache. Since they will not be able to solve your problem on this endless phone call, they will arrange an appointment with a technician, requiring you to adjust your schedule, and prepare for even more heartburn, rising blood pressure, a headache, and teeth grinding knowing that the technician will not arrive on time or will not speak a word of English. You would switch to another provider, but there isn't anyone other than AT&T, and you know they're not much better.
Tuesday, March 24, 2015
America's most despised company.
WARNING: Signing up with Comcast will take five years off of your life. Yes, you will get lots of tv stations and probably be able to see all your favorite shows. However, your life span will begin to decrease immediately with the rage you feel at the technician not being on time. Once you have Comcast, you will be forced to purchase various totally unnecessary boxes at a monthly fee which will make the already too-costly service cost even more. This will raise your blood pressure every time you think about it. Then if something goes wrong, you will experience further frustration and rage trying to call Comcast. Before they address your problem, they will try to see you their latest pay-to-view program. Then each person you speak too (when you get to speak to a person) will ask you to repeat your name, address, phone number, and last four digits of your social security number. Eventually you will be connected with a woman in China who will be incredibly solicitous and apologetic. You will find it hard to understand her and realize you now have heartburn and a headache. Since they will not be able to solve your problem on this endless phone call, they will arrange an appointment with a technician, requiring you to adjust your schedule, and prepare for even more heartburn, rising blood pressure, a headache, and teeth grinding knowing that the technician will not arrive on time or will not speak a word of English. You would switch to another provider, but there isn't anyone other than AT&T, and you know they're not much better.
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