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Sunday, March 22, 2015

The first clown out of the car.

I am amazed at the buffoons who think they can be president. Among the funniest is Canadian-born Rafael Cruz. He lacks everything Americans supposedly want in a president. He is not telegenic. He has a pie face with a maw for a mouth. He does not have a great speaking voice. I guess he thinks that calling himself Ted makes him seem more friendly and accessible. To me it says he is ashamed of his Cuban background. Often referred to as the most despised man in the U.S. Senate, this Texas Republican (where else and what else?) has been likened to Joe McCarthy for his schoolyard-bully behavior.  Rafael, and only he, will tell you he is the smartest man in Congress. He compensates for his lack of true masculinity by wearing black ostrich skin cowboy boots. The son of an American mother and Cuban-born father, Cruz was born in Canada. Two lawyers recently wrote in the Harvard Law Review that Cruz meets the constitutional standards to run. In a recent Associated Press interview, Rafael said he wants to counter the caricatures of the right as "stupid," "evil," or "crazy".I would say that Rafael "Boots" Cruz is the last man to be able to accomplish that.

Note: California Gov. Jerry Brown (D) said on Sunday that Texas Sen. Ted Cruz (R-Texas) is "absolutely unfit to be running for office" because of his position on climate change. Cruz is so stupid that he debunks any scientific evidence of global warming because there was snow on the ground when he was in New Hampshire.


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The Cranky Copywriter
I am a retired copywriter. For 40 years I wrote for major agencies and developed some campaigns you would know. Like most writers, I love to give my opinion, and since I am so familiar with advertising this is the area I chose to comment on. Actually I'm not that cranky. I am as fond of as many things as I detest. But since most people only hear what one doesn't like, I might as well go with cranky.For my other blog idleideasfactory I am putting out there things I have written and ideas for books, screenplays, stage plays, and even products that I will not have time in life to follow through on. If anyone can profit from them, be my guest.
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