You've got to be kidding!

I give up. The world has gone mad. Nothing makes sense any more. I just watched the SAG Awards for five minutes while switching channels. Five minutes. They had just nominated the outsanding performance by a male actor in a comedy. The nominees were all brilliant comic actors. Well, at least four were: Alec Baldwin, Jason Bateman, Don Cheadle, and the amazing Jim Parsons. Thrown in for some unknown reason was a fifth nominee: Ty Burrell, a vin ordinaraire, eminently replaceable, uncharismatic character actor who for some inexplicable reason landed a leading role on Modern Family. Of the four talents, I couldn't decide which won should win. But who did win? You guessed it. Ty Burrell. Insanity!

Note: Who came up with this ridiculous looking award? It looks like raw clay. It's much to complicated. Why is it male?  And why is the head so strangely phallic?