(This is not Tonya Harding. Tonya's much nicer.)

For some bizarre reason Wyoming is nicknamed the Equality State. Not if the resident Cheneys have anything to do with it. I think it's probably one of the states most opposed to equality if only because this family of cretins lives there which sort of shames everyone else in our second-most-densely- populated state, (the Cheneys being the densest). Although Dick's most masculine daughter, Liz, did just gave up her bid for the senate, which is wonderful news. She cited "serious health issues"in her family, I am guessing she is referring to her father's lifelong mental illness and her own bipolar narcissistic personality. She is obviously deranged because in a recent speech she referred to herself as a patriot, which is one step below thinking she is Napoleon. Anyway now that Liz is out of the way, Wyoming can concentrate on its two favorite pastimes: killing animals and rodeos.