The Arctic Ocean's
melting
Faster than it oughta.
I know it's a disaster,
But I need my bottled water.
Mountain tops are greening
There are no more snowy crags.
But I take comfort knowing
We still have plastic bags.
Civilizations sinking
Into a hopeless mire
That worsens every day
With every flood and fire.
Conservatives opine
That these are only rumors,
And fight against any fact
That might frighten consumers.