I WONDER WHERE THE NEWSWEEK COVERS ARE.

Surely Trump can't believe that Greta Thunberg beat him out as Time's Person of the Year. Trump wasn't really in the running. His days of Time covers are over. Unless, of course, he fakes one which he has done in the past.* How sad that a 73-year-old mass of wrinkles and cellulite out of jealousy attacks a 16-year-old, suggesting that, in a fit of projection, she needs anger management. Sadder still that he forces his adult son to echo his whining, thus making ridiculous the poor sport quacking of both Donald Trumps. Even the hair-brained Ivanka knew to stay out of this bawling baby battle. I delight in knowing that Greta has a lifetime of achievements ahead of her, while Trump can only look forward to a decade or so of humiliation, financial losses, increasing grotesqueness, and knowing that given the opportunity of a lifetime, he was too stupid to achieve anything but utter failure. *Shown below is the Time Magazine cover that our pathetically insecure president faked and had prominently displayed at several of his golf resorts until the fraud was exposed.