Maybe no one will notice.

We all know that Olympic gold medalists stand to reap a fortune in endorsement. And if you're beautiful like Alex Morgan of the U.S, Women's National Soccer Team, even better.  Except I find it rather amusing that right now she is a spokesperson for ChapStick, which she pronounces Chopstick. I'm sure this celebrated beauty has a career in tv or movies ahead of her, that is providing she finds herself the right diction coach.