Quick, get me a barf bag.

I have no idea what Duck Dynasty is about. Obviously from the news reports I know that this idiot Phil Robertson is yet another bible-spouting bigot. And I'm sorry to hear that A&E thinks profits are more important that values. But all that aside, I cannot imagine why so many people are willing to watch a show featuring a family of men with such sickeningly repulsive beards. If I had to sit across a dining table from any one of these men, I wouldn't be able to eat. The experience of seeing those unkempt shaggy beards which harbor god knows what uneaten food and dried liquids would be vomitous. I hated even putting this photo on my blog because it required looking at it. Yuck.