Annoying uber-Republican females are not always adult. Thanks to the always brilliant and hilarious Rude Pundit, I learned about Madison Root, an 11-year-old phony and liar. Seem this little mini-harridan had access to some free mistletoe (repeat, free) which she wanted to sell at the Portland, Oregon,  market. When she was told she needed a license to sell there, she created a lie that the guard told her she should ask for donations. Now, prompted by her opportunistic father, she has joined the Rand Paul cretins, complaining that America is become a nation of people who want handouts instead of hard work. And while she's full of self-satisfied pride, she's raking in the money from equally moronic Republicans who don't seem to recognize that this child has put no work into raising the mistletoe and very little into selling it since she is being helped by all those naysayers who love degrading the American worker. So basically she is a charity case whether she wants to admit it or not. So she's completely less admirable than the people she attacks who go out to work every day because they don't have a pushy, aggressive father who recognizes a Republican racket when he sees it. There doesn't seem to be any photo of this brat on the Internet, so I've included what I imagine her to look like.