I realized that when I featured Michael Steele and Ron Christie as two champion idiots, I left out one of the most disingenuous frauds of them all: Ari Fleischer. As George Bush's White House Press Secretary his job (which he was good at) was to lie every day from January 2001 to July 2003. He was excellent at kissing George's ass; defending the immoral war; deflecting any suggestions that Dick Cheney was, in fact, president; and doing a daily imitation of Richard Deacon from the Dick Van Dyke Show. Considering he was a Hungarian Jew with many relatives who died in the Holocaust, it is even more surprising that he became such an ardent Republican. I'm sure his remaining family must have felt great shame. Surprisingly since leaving the White House he is involved with Ari Fleischer Sports Communications. I say surprising because there is nothing about this weak, bald-headed coward that suggests sports of any kind. At any rate, you may think I am being unkind, but this was the creep who stood on the podium lying regularly for our criminal president while thousands of young people died for nothing. And he still leaps to the defense of the Republican party before he barely appreciates the issue. This is not a man who will ever let truth get in the way of his opinion.