Friday, June 26, 2015

Where do you get gopher wood?


Kentucky is constantly working towards winning the title of the most backward state in America. Their newest run for the title is an all-wood replica of Noah's ark. The construction for this 510-foot-long exhibit has already begun. Unfortunately it can't be completed by some old guy and his family members like the first one. No, this takes a complete construction crew and millions of dollars. This future tourist attraction, scheduled to be completed next summer,  is call Ark Encounter and will supposedly be the largest timber-frame structure in the world. The man at the helm, Ken Ham is sure that millions will flock to this Williamstown, Kentucky, attraction which will house three stories of exhibits and a restaurant. Considering how many evangelicals are running around loose, that's possible. On the other hand when the children of these zealots see that even this massive absurdity can't possibly contain two of every animal in the world, especially since Ham has added dinosaurs to the passenger list, he might find himself inadvertently turning out a whole new generation of atheists.

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