"We saw your wee wee."

 I always knew Americans were sexually backward. Consider the number of straight men who act as if they've never seen a woman before whenever a attractive "babe" crosses their path. And how about those infantile sex-starved street workers who catcall and whistle at women who regard them as less than monkeys. But I didn't realize that so many Americans and news outlets would go wild at a one-second peek at Le Bron James's penis.  Apparently this glimpse during the NBA Finals on ABC is the event of the day, the most watched item on the Internet. Have so many Americans never seen a penis before? Do they regard it with the same kind of amazed wonder as seeing Janet Jackson's nipple? There's a lot going on the world today. But apparently the lazy media, rather than covering politics or the world's many danger zones seems to be preoccupied, like, 5 years old with having seen someone's winky.