The latest creation from the Santorum collection.

There are many reasons that former Senator Rick Santorum (R.Pa.) could never be president. But here's one of the most important ones: He's a nut! Putting aside all his sexual hangups and prejudices, he's also absurdly paranoid. Recently, during a radio interview, he claimed that anti-gay marriage business owners who refuse to serve gay customers are being sent to "reeducation camps". Of course he doesn't reveal where these camps and just what kind of brainwashing and lessons constitute the reeducation. He also has horror tales of bakers, and florists and photographers who are being forced to provide services for same-sex weddings or lose their business. As you may know, it has long been speculated that Santorum is fighting his own sexual demons who are making a terrible mess of his closet.