Skip's theory of relativity.

Apparently a Republican lawmaker (what else?) is afraid that if we prohibit sexual discrimination, we are opening the door to incest and all kinds of other sexual horrors. North Carolina State House Speaker Pro Tem Paul "Skip" Stam,—who, like most GOP members, spends a lot of time thinking about sex and all its erotic possibilies—is terrified that we are opening the floodgates to all the perversions that he constantly fantasizes. But I don't see the problem with incest, not in the Bible-thumping South. After all, according to Genesis all life was based on incest. Think about it. Adam and Eve are tossed out Eden. They give birth two sons. One gets murdered. There's no mention of other children, but they must have had a daughter or two. Because before you can say "Forbidden fruit" there are all kinds of men and women running around who could only be the incestuous offspring of A & E. Or did Skip skip that part of the Bible?