Wednesday, June 25, 2014

Well that explains it.

One of the main reasons Republicans never get anything done is that they are so busy playing games. Fortunately security has asked them to stop playing Hide and Seek after Mitch McConnell knocked over a pregnant tourist while he was trying to hide under the House Appointment Desk. There have been many complaints from Democrats about  Republicans running noisily through the corridors, playing Red Rover in Emancipation Hall, Charades in the Senate Gallery, and Ryan and the Welfare Queens on the Plaza. They even roped Harry Reid into playing one of their favorite games, "We're a Mighty Wall" in which the loser is the first one to "unlock" his hands, a game that has gone on for hours.

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