WOOF

Donald Trump has a dog nipping at his heels. Well it's not a real dog, but it is threatening  and frightening and grows more ferocious every day. Donald doesn't want to kill this dog, but he would like to keep it out of sight until the election. Besides he doesn't own it alone and lots of men, mostly men, feel very protective about keeping it in good health and full of fight. The dog is the 2025 Project a plan for the subjugation of America created by The Heritage Foundation and Trump himself. The problem is that as more and more people realize how draconian it is, it's hurting Trump's chance at reelection. So, being a liar, Trump claims he knows nothing about this evil project, and vows he had nothing to do with its creation. The only problem is that damn thing keeps on barking, snarling, and hissing and making everyone aware that the person most responsible for its savage nature and deadly teeth is Donald Trump.