TRUMP'S POSSIBLE FEMALE (SORTA) VP.

Oh, my god. I was shocked when Trump considered Mike Pence as VP, he of the Nazi-haircut and look of a dungeon master. But now he's talking to Joni Ernst, the gun-toting, pig-castrating, Obamacare-hating, pro-life, leather jacket-wearing Iowa senator who is far more frightening than Pence.  She is also, like Mike, a homophobe though her spouse's name is Gail (hmm). Of all Trump's bizarre candidates (Pence, Christie, Gingrich) I think Ernst, butch bitch that she is, would be the most harmful to his chances of all the hideous possibilities. And since she would certainly be his Sarah Palinesque ruin, I hope he chooses her. As you can see from this photo, she would bring to Trump's ticket the hard-boiled masculine image he needs to overcome the epithet that Bill Maher has so wisely endowed him with:"Whiny Bitch".