MAYBE DENSE PENCE MAKES SENSE.

Choosing Mike Pence as his VP seems really dumb. I mean the guy has no charisma, very few brain cells, the look of a Nazi, and a history of stupid remarks, like smoking doesn't kill. What was Donald thinking? On the other hand Donald may not really want the office of president. He just likes the idea of having beaten off all the competition and the endless attention leading up to the election. But four years of having to serve his country? No thanks. Still, how can he stop the momentum? What if the worst happened and he was elected? But being an expert in knowing how to make things fail, he had the solution. Pence. Put Mike in the mix and that is sure to weaken the enthusiasm of his followers. He loses and he has the perfect scapegoat. "If I hadn't chosen Mike, America would have the greatest president in its history, me."