A FACE IN THE CROWD.

The poor Republicans. They're all upset because Bradley Cooper was seen at the DNC and, being stupid, they thought that anyone who starred in American Sniper had to be a Republican. They are heartbroken to learn that he isn't really isn't like U.S. Navy Seal Chris Kyle, one of the most lethal snipers in American history. And they're probably pissed at chair-talking Clint Eastwood for starring Bradley in the film. Why couldn't he have cast a real cold-blooded killer? The very idea that Cooper is involved in the Democratic Party will no doubt badly affect ticket sales to Cooper's movies among America's most angry white racists.