The glasses don't help.

The dilemma is you can't be a Republican and look smart at the same time. You almost have to deny evolution, which makes you look really ignorant. You have to be against gay marriage, which makes you look homophobic. You have to defend George Bush to some degree which makes you look like a warmonger. You have to be featured on Fox News which makes you look completely misinformed.  You have to hate Obama, which makes you look racist, and hate Hillary, which makes you look a misogynist. You have to be against welfare, which makes you look uncaring; and for gun ownership, which makes you look unhinged. In short there's no way you can claim to be an intelligent,  healthy, well-adjusted, caring, patriotic American and, at the same time, a Republican.