"Don't look at me, I'm beautiful."

Now that Michael Sam has become the first professional football player to admit to being gay, it has led to some stupid worries. For instance, New Orleans Saints linebacker Jonathan Vilma is afraid that a gay player might look at him when he's naked and he wouldn't know how to react. He's not worried about being raped or anything, just being looked at. I guess he imagines that he's so magnificent a glimpse of his body would be irresistible. Apparently he doesn't realize that even straight men are  looking all the time, checking out their equipment against the competition. So apparently one of the major problems of coming out of the closet in sports is your teammates' inflated egos.