Rand Paul, Moralist for the ages.

I was talking to Rand Paul today. He is absolutely beside himself that Eleanor Roosevelt had a girlfriend. I don't know when I've seen Rand so upset. Well actually, he was prettty torn up about Thomas Jefferson and that Sally person. He said it had nothing to do with her being black, but I don't believe him considering how upset he is about Obama being president. But then he feels that being a moralist and being a racist as pretty closely related. Something to do with the bible and gods plan. Even his constantly lying is designed to bring out the truth, at least that's what he says. He's a very upright person, you know. Sin, no matter how old it is just makes him crazy. You know what I mean? Crazy.