Saturday, February 8, 2014

A time for sacrifices.

I think that people like Ms. Sears, the creature below, should stay true to their beliefs. If they think gays are the devil's spawn, and that god hates gays, they should never engage in any activity that involves gays. You know like going to the Sistine Chapel, or looking at the statue of David. It would mean never reading Walt Whitman, Ralph Waldo Emerson, Oscar Wilde and a thousand other poets, It would mean avoiding novels written by gay men or women, of which there are millions. It would mean never going to any movies ever again, because I doubt if there is any that doesn't involve the contribution of one or more gay person, includng the actors. It certain requires you to give up your vacations because at some point, a service person will be gay. You might have to throw out a lot of your clothes, and cosmetics, and furniture...you know how these creative gay people like to design....Oh, and no more magazines for you.  Church is out, too. There are lots of gay people in churches everywhere. And you might just as well toss out your television and radio. There's hardly a program on that doesn't require the skills of many gay people. Also, look more carefully at the people you call friends. Some of them will have to be dumped if you're going to stay true to your god and defeat that nasty old devil. Finally, I hate to tell you this, but you might have to toss out your bible. You'd be amazed at how many gay people work in the publishing industry. Now I know it's a lot to give up, but if, as you insist, god hates gays then he must want you to avoid them at all costs. And who are you to argue?

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