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I'm very exciting about a new building project. It's a replica of Noah's Ark for the Creation Museum in Kentucky, a 510-foot exhibit called Ark Encounter. Estimated to cost about $73 million and expected to be completed by the summer of 2016, this should really throw cold water on the fantasies of all the nuts who believe in the Great Flood. Once this wooden monstrosity is build, any thinking person will easily see that it could never accommodate two of every living creature on earth. Still it will be a fitting exhibit to go along with the hunky Adam, sexy Eve, saddled dinosaurs and all the other wacko Flintstone's   and Bibliobabble paraphernalia that makes this museum such a revered site for magical thinkers and such a hilarious hoot for everybody else.